In honor of Mid-terms, and the need for some new life around here, I got silly and put together another first line challenge... Hope if inspires some fun.

First Line: "What do you mean you love her?" or "Okay, who just touched me?"
Length: Up to 1000 words
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Should include three of the following: a birthday, a plushie, a rubber duck, stiletto heels, Julius Caesar, a squirrel, lightening, a stranger's wedding, a handprint, worcester sauce, vapor rub, Seville or Marseille, gobstones, a daisy, a rainbow, bubble gum, crackers, a rubix cube, luggage, paper airplanes, and a waterbed.